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In: Funny Stuff8 Nov 2007
Many of you may be aware about appraisals which are held on a periodical basis in companies and also about Resignations where a worker voluntarily leaves the company to join another. Here is a funny take on how Appraisal and Resignation compares.
In Appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.
In Resignation meeting they will speak only about your strength, achievements and success.
In Appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.
In Resignation you can demand for more than 60-70% hike.
During Appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn’t meet the expectation, you don’t have leadership qualities.
During Resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you have to take the project in shoulder and lead to success.
There is 90% chance for not getting incentives after an Appraisal.
There is 90% chance of getting on-site opportunity after Resignation.
LOL, this may be true 90% of the time, have your say the comments form are always open.
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