Are you fed up of all those marketing calls you keep on recieving on your cell phones all the time like me?

I read a recent post on Blogiseverything about 50 very hillarious answers you can give them to make sure they don't call you back again.

1. Tell them they must have the wrong number, only God lives here.
2. When they call back, tell them this is the devil’s residence.
3. Tell them he/she can’t come to the phone right now as they are in deep meditation and may stay that way for days.
4. Start telling them about the wonderful encyclopedias you have in stock.
5. Start telling them your life story.
6. Tell them about your intense hatred for salespeople, then ask where they live.
7. Reply to all their questions in song.
8. Ask for someone who can translate Pig Latin, as you speak no other language.
9. Hand the phone to the youngest member of the house – preferably under five. If no such person is available, give the phone to a pet.As soon as they name the corporation they represent begin barking relentlessly.
10. Start trying to give them a psychological analysis.

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