Funny responses for the marketing calls
Posted on 10th July 2006 by Keith Dsouza
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Are you fed up of all those marketing calls you keep on recieving on your cell phones all the time like me?
I read a recent post on Blogiseverything about 50 very hillarious answers you can give them to make sure they don't call you back again.
- Tell them they must have the wrong number, only God lives here.
- When they call back, tell them this is the devil’s residence.
- Tell them he/she can’t come to the phone right now as they are in deep meditation and may stay that way for days.
- Start telling them about the wonderful encyclopedias you have in stock.
- Start telling them your life story.
- Tell them about your intense hatred for salespeople, then ask where they live.
- Reply to all their questions in song.
- Ask for someone who can translate Pig Latin, as you speak no other language.
- Hand the phone to the youngest member of the house - preferably under five. If no such person is available, give the phone to a pet.As soon as they name the corporation they represent begin barking relentlessly.
- Start trying to give them a psychological analysis.
Continue reading the entire post at Blogiseverything, 50 Things to Do When You Get Marketing Calls .
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Responses to.. Funny responses for the marketing calls
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Good one Ketih….. I will definetely give one of these answers next time and I get a telemarketing call….
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Great you liked it, I have already started doing it 