Funny thoughts

In: Personal Ramblings

15 Jul 2006
Thoughts do get funny too, check out these
 
  1. If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
  2. Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?
  3. Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
  4. Are marbles made of marble?
  5. If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
  6. Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there … I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?
  7. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  8. Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
  9. Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don’t they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
  10. Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?
 

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