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What would life be without being sarcastic? It would not have been fun at all right? Sarcasm as I know it in plain speak is the ability to say something that is completely opposite of what you want to say without having to spell it out. Only few people in this world are really capable of understanding sarcasm.
Hypothetically speaking, even Sheldon Cooper did not understand Sarcasm. However, he does make a true attempt at understanding it these days by pointed gestures towards it.
Sarcasm is something that was not distributed like Common Sense. Unlike, Common Sense, sarcasm is abundant in everyone who know how to use it. However, people with Common Sense are more likely to use it than people who do not have Common Sense. (see what I did there?)
Sarcasm is a better form of anger. It makes you look good while you speak the exact opposite of what you want to say and how you feel. It makes you superior because you know what the fuck you are talking about as opposed to someone who thinks you just praised them.
Sarcasm is also the best weapon to use when someone understands it. It would piss someone off more when you are sarcastic than when you let out your anger in a burst of words you will later regret. I have in the past been sorry when I have been angry, never regretted being sarcastic at all.
So why is Sarcasm such a good thing exactly? It means that you are in control of your anger. Being sarcastic requires a lot of control over the mind and when you are angry, it means you don’t have any control at all. So to speak, you really speak in an intellectual form.
Is Sarcasm Insulting? To the intelligence of those who don’t understand it; Yes. To those who understand it; No. But it is definitely better than rambling good-for-nothings at people who will remember it for a long long time.
So go ahead and teach this world to be sarcastic, that way we’ll stop being angry about things we would never care about anyways. Like millions of people being hungry while we argue about which is the best search engine to search for recipes or which smartphone provides us the best directions to get to a charity event.
Who the fuck cares about this world anyways, we have to decide which billionaire companies we want to side with so that the rest of our friends (read: the fucking 100 people world we live in) can also use them. Just for fucks sake.
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