Time for some more jokes, this time I have some really silly ones that will definitely make you laugh, this is edition one, will be posting more when I come across any of them, mind you some of them are real PJs though .

1) What’s the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
Simple! A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!

(2) What did baby corn ask mom corn???
Where is Pop corn?

(3) Why is the River, Rich?
It has two, Banks!

(4) What do computers like to eat?
Chips!

(5) Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???
She had a Bright Student.

(6) When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer.???
Ans: When he travels with the speed of light.(At that Speed, V=C)
(Velocity = Constant).

(7) Ek aadmi ke pass ek kauwa (CROW) tha …wo bahut hi naram mulayam tha …To woh aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ???
MICROSOFT   ( My-Crow-Soft )

(8) Once in MIT, there was an Indian student.
He was very brilliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent.
He won every Quiz in the institute …. Once he fell in love with a
Phirangi girl…
He proposed the girl, but She straight way rejected him … calling him
Bloody Desi…
So after this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz
and all…..

Now, u tell me the reason … WHY ???
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.
.
becoz,
Jab Dil hee toot gaya….
toh GK kya karenge …

(9) Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
Because..  UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti —Shraxis

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