Keith Dsouza

IPL is like a box office for business houses and film stars, the entire tournament has been a eye opener for numerous amounts of people including the spectators.

Special mention for Vijay Mallya. Thanks for sacking Charu Sharma he does not know cricket, in the match Bangalore lost to Rajasthan Royals he had said in post match Who is Shane Watson? Now he must be wondering Oh, Who Shane Watson?

He has a attitude to suffice a billions of people but not his own ego, instead of praising field placements he said they were lucky to have people standing where the ball went, and Rajashtan Royals had their luck. Oh so I think they were soooooooooo lucky they are the toppers in the league stage and are in the finals. Eat you words Mr Charu Sharma.

Other than that Mr Mukesh Ambani had balls in his mouth with Mumbai losing but surprise they were in Sreesanth’s mouth which Harbajhan promptly removed by slapping him.

Once Mukesh had his balls Pollock led them nicely but Sachin continued like he did gain from other captains and ruin it in the end with stupid decisions.

And Dhoni Mr cool was going good and confident but then time and bad times come to all including Mr cool and the path to the semi final was really rosy.

Mr Viru had a great tournament without temperament and with good guidance from Gambhir and McGrath. The once touted captain looked lost on the field with stupid decisions, had it not been for batting and McGrath he would be below KKR.

And Shahrukh Khan gets a special mention, just dancing does not win you matches nor having Dada in your team ensure it. You have a taste of it and know what you can expect next year. So earn money while you can and sing and dance in the matches.

And who can forget the charming and lovely Preity Zinta who also resembles  look my girlfriend (actually Preity Zinta looks like my girl friend not the other way around) who was dejected earlier but Marshy, Sangu, Jayu, Hopu, Yuvu, Piyu and others ensured she smiled like my girl friend.

Ok so your still reading this?

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