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		<title>Breaking News AAJ Tak Billi Style</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In all my life that I have watched AAJ TAK, the stupidest channel on planet Earth which deserves to be on Pluto, I have known it to be a really ridiculous and lame excuse in the name of a news channel.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In all my life that I have watched AAJ TAK, the stupidest channel on planet Earth which deserves to be on Pluto, I have known it to be a really ridiculous and lame excuse in the name of a news channel.</p>
<p>A channel whose main Valentine show would be “Rakhi ka Chaata” or something, played over and over again showing us clip of how Rakhi Sawant slapped her boyfriend, cannot be considered serious right? Well they do, and here is a breaking news which will floor everyone.</p>
<p>A cat climbed a so called building or terrace and stayed there for 6 hours and that became breaking&#160; news. </p>
<p><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="aajtak_breaking_news" border="0" alt="aajtak_breaking_news" src="http://blog.keithdsouza.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/aajtak_breaking_news.png" width="455" height="358" /> </p>
<p>By the way how do you expect a poor cat to survive and climb down when such jokers are all around her with stupid cameras. And aren’t cats supposed to have 9 lives. This episode leaves me wondering if the next Breaking news on AAJ TAK would be “Chaat pe phase hue billi ne chuha pakda”, “Chaat pe phase hue billi ne 6 bacche diye, maa theek hai aur bacche so rahe hai” <img src='http://blog.keithdsouza.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> .</p>
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