With the introduction of Lists to the the public, Twitter has added a new Ego buster to the Internet. It would now be funny to see how many people are upset because they are not on someone’s list. LOL.

Here is a funny conversation from my wild wild imagination about the new twitter lists feature .

BFF 1: Hey, how are you buddy, you remember that we have to catch up today right?

BFF 2: Yea, I know, I know. By the way, I saw you created a few twitter lists, why am I missing from your BFF list?

BFF 1: Oh dude, I just created it for fun man, it did not mean anything.

BFF 2: Oh is it, then why am I missing from the list?

BFF 1: Well, dude your tweet a lot of stupid links man, I don’t want people to follow those spam links.

BFF 2: You loser, go to hell. I am unfollowing you on twitter and dude you can cancel our meetup for tonight.

ROFL all the way to your twitter list .

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Slowly people started coming in and we finally had a awesome bunch of people, here are the people who were in the conference and their twitter ids in no particular order.

1. me @keithdsouza
2. Ashish Mohta @ashishmohta
3. Harshad @djharsh
4. Manan @manan
5. Keshav Khera @keshav
6. Sathya Bhat @sathyabhat
7. Ashwin Murali @cruisemaniac
8. Daaku @daaku
9. Shivaranjan @shivaranjan
10. Abhishek Bhatnagar @abhishek
11. Prashant HN – @hnprashanth
12. Gautam HN – @guatam_hn

Well that’s the list there, 12 of us had the most awesome time discussing things and laughing to no ends, jokes were flying out from everyone and damn that’s the most I have laughed in quite a long time.

We discussed lot of things and eventually ran out of topics, the things that we discussed was facebook’s vanity url, monetizing blogs, databases and the impact Oracle’s taking over MySQL would have, WordPress and postreSQL, operating systems, mobile phones, web browsers, experiences we have with making other people use something we like, piracy in softwares in India, some wifi (wife’s LOL, that was too funny), taking people in another funny conversation, backward or forward compatibility with symbian phones, why apple sucks and much much more.

Overall we spend more than 3 and 1/2 hours discussing things and laughing our asses out, we bitched about a lot of things we normally do, but we had fun at it too, overall a very healthy and funny discussion, we are planning to have something like this every week or so .

Some of the funny and other highlights about the twype

• Manan was really upset about not getting a Facebook vanity url, we tried to poke him a bit around.
• Ashwin talking about my recent profile picture changes, LOL i let the love our of my life.
• Shivaranjan’s slip on wifi which ended up as my Friend’s wife which we LOLed a lot about.
• Ashwin and Daaku’s jugal bandhi.
• Prashant’s humor.
• Sathya’s awkward silence.
• Manan’s candid views.
• Harshad’s request for no non-veg talk because Keshav was there.
• Ashish’s jokes at the right time.
• Ashwin using Opera for porn
• We getting serious and talking about several important things.
• Bitching about things.
• Explaining stuff to others
• Shivaranjan’s taking people in…. LOL was funny at the end.
• How we botched up in recording the entire conference.

Wohooooo tons and tons of more things we discussed and laughed about, but yes it was so nice to get back with a bunch of people who are like you and know how to have fun, am seriously looking forward to the new Twype now, will twitter about details and more later.

BTW here is a text chat log from the conference, sadly no audio streams will do it next time.

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DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Have anything else to share, don’t forget to leave your comments and tell me about them.

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1) What’s the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
Simple! A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!

(2) What did baby corn ask mom corn???
Where is Pop corn?

(3) Why is the River, Rich?
It has two, Banks!

(4) What do computers like to eat?
Chips!

(5) Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???
She had a Bright Student.

(6) When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer.???
Ans: When he travels with the speed of light.(At that Speed, V=C)
(Velocity = Constant).

(7) Ek aadmi ke pass ek kauwa (CROW) tha …wo bahut hi naram mulayam tha …To woh aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ???
MICROSOFT   ( My-Crow-Soft )

(8) Once in MIT, there was an Indian student.
He was very brilliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent.
He won every Quiz in the institute …. Once he fell in love with a
Phirangi girl…
He proposed the girl, but She straight way rejected him … calling him
Bloody Desi…
So after this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz
and all…..

Now, u tell me the reason … WHY ???
.
.
.
becoz,
Jab Dil hee toot gaya….
toh GK kya karenge …

(9) Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
Because..  UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti —Shraxis

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Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife – would you like to have some snacks?
Husband – hard disk full.
Wife – have you brought the saree.
Husband – Bad command or file name.
Wife – but I told you about it in morning
Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife – hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary.
Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife – at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband – sharing violation, access denied.
Wife – I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband – data type mismatch.
Wife – you are useless.
Husband – by default.
Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife – what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband – the only user with write permission.
Wife – what is my value in your life?
Husband – unknown virus detected.
Wife – do you love me or your computer?
Husband – Too many parameters.
Wife – I will go to my dad’s house.
Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife – I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

via a forwarded email

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