Keith Dsouza » Humor http://blog.keithdsouza.com Welcome To Keith Dsouza's Online Home Mon, 02 Aug 2010 03:42:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Shaved Pussies http://blog.keithdsouza.com/shaved-pussies.html http://blog.keithdsouza.com/shaved-pussies.html#comments Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:28:06 +0000 Keith Dsouza http://blog.keithdsouza.com/shaved-pussies.html

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]]> Here are some shaved pussies, hope you enjoy them :-)

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shaved_pussy3 shaved_pussy_cats_7

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By the way I know this was not what you were looking for ;-) , have fun anyways.

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]]> http://blog.keithdsouza.com/shaved-pussies.html/feed 1 Word Twists, What Happens When You Rearrange Letters http://blog.keithdsouza.com/rearrange-letters-to-find-amazing-meanings.html http://blog.keithdsouza.com/rearrange-letters-to-find-amazing-meanings.html#comments Mon, 25 May 2009 15:30:00 +0000 Keith Dsouza http://blog.keithdsouza.com/rearrange-letters-to-find-amazing-meanings.html

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]]> Ok another one from my forwarded emails gem, someone really had to time to take few names and words and rearrange them to something different, which is terribly near to something we have known them for, enjoy.

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

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]]> Time for some more jokes, this time I have some really silly ones that will definitely make you laugh, this is edition one, will be posting more when I come across any of them, mind you some of them are real PJs though :-) .

1) What’s the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
Simple! A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!

(2) What did baby corn ask mom corn???
Where is Pop corn?

(3) Why is the River, Rich?
It has two, Banks!

(4) What do computers like to eat?
Chips!

(5) Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???
She had a Bright Student.

(6) When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer.???
Ans: When he travels with the speed of light.(At that Speed, V=C)
(Velocity = Constant).

(7) Ek aadmi ke pass ek kauwa (CROW) tha …wo bahut hi naram mulayam tha …To woh aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ???
MICROSOFT   ( My-Crow-Soft )

(8) Once in MIT, there was an Indian student.
He was very brilliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent.
He won every Quiz in the institute …. Once he fell in love with a
Phirangi girl…
He proposed the girl, but She straight way rejected him … calling him
Bloody Desi…
So after this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz
and all…..

Now, u tell me the reason … WHY ???
.
.
.
becoz,
Jab Dil hee toot gaya….
toh GK kya karenge …

(9) Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
Because..  UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti —Shraxis

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]]> I get a lot of funny forwarded emails from my friends, thought I should start blogging here more often, and what better way to do it than posting some forwarded emails, I will do other posts too, but just for the laziness I think it will be more of funny forwards and other interesting things for now.

Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife – would you like to have some snacks?
Husband – hard disk full.
Wife – have you brought the saree.
Husband – Bad command or file name.
Wife – but I told you about it in morning
Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife – hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary.
Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife – at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband – sharing violation, access denied.
Wife – I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband – data type mismatch.
Wife – you are useless.
Husband – by default.
Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife – what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband – the only user with write permission.
Wife – what is my value in your life?
Husband – unknown virus detected.
Wife – do you love me or your computer?
Husband – Too many parameters.
Wife – I will go to my dad’s house.
Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife – I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

via a forwarded email

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